Condom joke sayings
1. "I asked my wife if she wanted to try a new position, and she handed me a job application."
2. "I told my girlfriend I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so she brought home a bottle of hot sauce."
3. "I tried to impress my date by wearing a condom, but she just laughed and said, 'I'm on the pill.'"
4. "I bought a pack of condoms that said 'ribbed for her pleasure,' but I think they were just ribbed for my discomfort."
5. "My friend said he never uses condoms because he's allergic to latex. I told him they make non-latex ones, but he said he's allergic to those too... I think he's just allergic to responsibility."
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