Cool and funny sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
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1. Normal is boring, stay weird.2. Embrace your weirdness, it's what makes you unique.3. Weird is wonderful.4. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.5. Stay weird, stay wonderful.6. Normal is overrated, embrace your quirks.7. Let your freak flag fly.8. Weird is just a side effec
1. Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. - Steve Jobs2. The details are not the details. They make the design. - Charles Eames3. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci4. Your home should tell the story of who you are, and be a co
1. Double the trouble, double the fun! Happy birthday to my favorite twins!2. Two peas in a pod, two hearts that beat as one. Wishing my twin brothers a fantastic birthday!3. Twice the laughter, twice the love. Happy birthday to the best twin brothers around!4. Growing up with you both has be
1. Leave no stone unturned.2. Leave it to fate.3. Leave well enough alone.4. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.5. Leave a mark, not a scar.6. Leave your worries at the door.7. Leave the past behind and focus on the present.8. Leave room for dessert.9. Leave a trail of kindness
1. A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton2. A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. - Raul Julia3. A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it wi
1. Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and occasional moments of nausea.2. Love is a battlefield, where the casualties are hearts and the weapons are kisses.3. Love is like a puzzle, sometimes the pieces fit perfectly together, and other times you're left with
1. Sour then sweet, a tasty treat!2. Pucker up and enjoy the punch!3. Sour power in every straw!4. Sour Patch Kids have nothing on me!5. Sour Punch Straws: the ultimate sweet and sour combo!6. Get ready for a flavor explosion!7. Sour never tasted so good!8. Sour Punch Straws: a twist
1. Más vale tarde que nunca. - Better late than never.2. A palabras necias, oídos sordos. - To foolish words, deaf ears.3. Quien siembra vientos, recoge tempestades. - He who sows the wind, reaps the whirlwind.4. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. - He who tries to do everything, accomplishe
Cost is everything but a gas station is not a commonly known old saying. However, there are several other old sayings related to cost and value, such as:1. You get what you pay for.2. Penny wise, pound foolish.3. There's no such thing as a free lunch.4. Buy cheap, buy twice.5. Quality is
1. I'm not angry, I'm just extremely irritated with everything right now.2. I have a low tolerance for stupidity and a high tolerance for irritation.3. I'm not in a bad mood, I'm in an 'Irritated with everything and everyone' mood.4. I'm not sure if I'm irritated because I'm hungry, or if I'm