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1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

9. "I'm not a chef, I just microwave well."

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

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