Cool silly sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
9. "I'm not a mess, I'm just creatively organized."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
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