Corny dad sayings
1. "I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad."
2. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she gave me a hug."
5. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down."
6. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
7. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
8. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
9. "I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it."
10. "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."
Above is Corny dad sayings.
1. May your days be merry and bright, filled with love and light.2. Wishing you joy, peace, and love this holiday season.3. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!4. Believe in the magic of the season.5. Sending warm wishes for a cozy Christmas.6. May your heart be as light as a snowflake.
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