Corona funny sayings

1. "I've been practicing social distancing for years, it's called avoiding people."

2. "I never thought the most valuable thing in my pantry would be toilet paper."

3. "Quarantine Day 5: I've started talking to my houseplants. They're not great conversationalists."

4. "I never imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth during a pandemic."

5. "I've reached the 'putting on makeup to go to the living room' stage of quarantine."

6. "If you see me talking to myself, just know I'm in a staff meeting with all my personalities."

7. "I never thought the most essential workers would be the ones delivering my takeout."

8. "I've finally found the perfect excuse to cancel plans - sorry, I can't, there's a pandemic."

9. "I've discovered a new talent during quarantine - I can now eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting."

10. "I used to avoid people because I didn't like them, now I avoid them because I don't want to get sick."

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