Corona sayings funny
1. "Quarantine life: where the days are long and the hair is even longer."
2. "I never thought the most valuable thing in my house would be toilet paper."
3. "My hands are so dry from washing them that I can now sand wood with them."
4. "I never knew how much I took for granted the ability to go out and do nothing."
5. "I've reached the 'talking to myself' stage of quarantine. At least I know I'm having an intelligent conversation."
6. "I've been practicing social distancing for years. It's called avoiding people."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm avoiding the virus or just avoiding pants at this point."
8. "Remember when we used to cough to cover up a fart? Now we fart to cover up a cough."
9. "I never thought the most rebellious act I would do in 2020 is go for a walk."
10. "My favorite childhood game was 'don't touch anything'. Looks like I've been training for this my whole life."
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Sometimes you have to pick up the pieces and start over, even if it feels like everything is falling apart.
1. Not even Steven could fix that mess.2. Not even Steven could talk his way out of that one.3. Not even Steven could make sense of that situation.4. Not even Steven could find a silver lining in that cloud.5. Not even Steven could charm his way out of trouble this time.6. Not even Steven
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1. The only limit is the one you set for yourself.2. Limits exist only in the mind.3. Don't let anyone or anything limit your potential.4. Push past your limits and discover your true potential.5. Limits are meant to be broken.6. There are no limits to what you can achieve if you believe
I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling that way. Here are a few sayings that might resonate with you:- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.- This too shall pass.- Tough times don't last, tough people do.- Every cloud has a silver lining.- Fall down seven times, stand up eight.- The d
1. I finally found the perfect cure for insomnia - getting out of bed in the morning.2. Insomnia: the only time when my bed is both my best friend and my worst enemy.3. I have a love-hate relationship with my bed. I love it when I can fall asleep, but hate it when it keeps me up all night.4.