Country funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings from different countries:
1. United States: "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. Ireland: "May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly."
3. Australia: "He's got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
4. Italy: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
5. Japan: "Even monkeys fall from trees."
6. Russia: "You can't catch a flea with a glove."
7. Mexico: "It's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly."
8. Germany: "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs."
9. India: "A closed mouth catches no flies."
10. Brazil: "In a country of blind people, the one-eyed man is king."
These sayings reflect the unique humor and perspectives of different cultures around the world.
Above is Country funny sayings.
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