Country funny southern sayings
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
3. "She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
5. "He's all hat and no cattle."
6. "She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
7. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup."
10. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."
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1. Pawsitively adorable2. Leave only paw prints, take only memories3. Dogs leave paw prints on your heart4. Life is better with a dog by your side5. In a dog's paw prints, we find love and loyalty6. Walk a mile in a dog's paw prints7. Paws for love8. Dogs leave paw prints on our souls
1. Christmas is the season when adults act like kids and kids act like adults.2. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to drink too much eggnog and embarrass yourself at the office party.3. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.4. Christmas is th
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1. Draining the lizard.2. Taking a leak.3. Answering nature's call.4. Emptying the tank.5. Making a pit stop.6. Taking a tinkle.7. Having a bathroom break.8. Letting it flow.9. Taking a whiz.10. Answering the call of nature.
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1. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program.4. I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards of mediocrity.5. I'm not anti-social, I'm just