1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "She's as happy as a pig in mud."
5. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
6. "He's all hat and no cattle."
7. "She's as stubborn as a mule."
8. "That dog won't hunt."
9. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
10. "You're as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
Above is Country hick sayings.
1. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.2. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.3. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the ketchup to my fries.4. Love is being stupid together.5. I love you even when I'm hangry.6.
1. You are my soulmate, my love, my everything.2. We are two souls intertwined, destined to be together.3. In you, I have found my soul's counterpart.4. You are the missing piece of my soul that I've been searching for.5. Our souls were meant to find each other in this lifetime.6. You are
1. To my stepdad on Father's Day: Thank you for always being there for me and treating me like your own. I am so grateful to have you in my life.2. Happy Father's Day to the man who stepped up and became a father figure in my life. Your love and support mean the world to me.3. Stepdad, you may
1. Don't worry, I'll only cry for a few hours after you leave.2. Goodbye, it's been a pleasure annoying you.3. Farewell, may your new job have better coffee than we do.4. I'll miss you so much that I might actually have to start doing my own work now.5. Good luck in your new job, may your b
1. Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go according to any rules. They're not like aches or wounds, they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material. - F. Scott Fitzgerald2. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that bind
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You make my heart skip a beat.3. I love you more than words can express.4. You are my favorite person in the world.5. I am so grateful to have you in my life.6. You are my happily ever after.7. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.8. I love
1. Wishing you a year filled with joy, love, and prosperity.2. May your days be merry and bright in the new year.3. Here's to new beginnings and endless possibilities in 2021.4. May the coming year bring you peace, happiness, and success.5. Cheers to a fresh start and a year filled with ble
1. Help fuel my caffeine addiction - tips appreciated!2. Tip me if you think I'm doing a brew-tiful job!3. Every tip helps keep the coffee flowing!4. If you're feeling generous, drop a bean in the jar!5. Grind my day with a tip!6. Tip me and make my day a latte better!7. A little change
1. Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness. - Auguste Escoffier2. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf3. Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D. Wolfelt4. The only thing I like better than talking about food i
1. An old shed is a treasure trove of memories.2. The beauty of an old shed lies in its weathered charm.3. In the quiet of an old shed, you can hear the echoes of the past.4. Like an old shed, some things only get better with age.5. An old shed may be worn and weathered, but it still stands