Court jester sayings
1. "Why did the jester bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!"
2. "I told the king I wanted to be a comedian, but he said I was already a joke!"
3. "Why did the jester bring a spoon to the comedy show? He heard it was going to be a 'laughing stock'!"
4. "I asked the jester for some advice, and he said, 'If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!'"
5. "Why did the jester bring a mirror to the royal banquet? So he could reflect on his jokes!"
6. "I tried to teach my pet parrot to tell jokes, but all it did was squawk at me. I guess it's not a 'wise-cracker' after all!"
7. "I asked the jester for directions, and he said, 'Just follow the sound of laughter, you'll find me there!'"
8. "Why did the jester wear a bell on his hat? In case he needed to 'ring' in some laughter!"
9. "I told the jester I was feeling down, and he said, 'Don't worry, I'll lift your spirits... with a good joke!'"
10. "Why did the jester bring a rubber chicken to the castle? To 'poultry' entertain the king and queen!"
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