Courtroom with funny sayings
1. "I object, your honor! This trial is making me lose my appetite, and I haven't even had lunch yet."
2. "I may not be a lawyer, but I do know a good joke when I hear one. And this case is a real knee-slapper!"
3. "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit...or at least buy a bigger size next time."
4. "I'm not saying the defendant is guilty, but if the wig fits, you must convict!"
5. "Order in the court! And I'll have a side of fries with that order, please."
6. "I'm not a lawyer, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. So, I think I know a thing or two about legal proceedings."
7. "Your honor, I must object! This case is so ridiculous, it should be on Comedy Central, not in a courtroom."
8. "I may not have a law degree, but I do have a degree in sarcasm. And let me tell you, this trial is a real masterpiece of absurdity."
9. "I'm not sure if the defendant is guilty, but I am sure that this trial is a prime example of what happens when you mix legal proceedings with a dash of humor."
10. "In the case of the People vs. Common Sense, I think we all know who the real winner is...and it's definitely not common sense."
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