Covid humorous sayings
1. "I'm not saying my house is dirty, but I just found a roll of toilet paper I didn't know I had."
2. "Quarantine Day 20: My dog is looking at me like, 'See? This is why I chew the furniture.'"
3. "I never thought the comment 'I wouldn't touch them with a 6-foot pole' would become a national policy, but here we are."
4. "I've been social distancing for years. It's called avoiding people."
5. "I never thought the most social interaction I would have in a day would be with my coffee maker."
6. "I'm starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house every time the door opens."
7. "I've reached the 'talking to the plants' stage of quarantine. They're great listeners."
8. "I never thought the highlight of my week would be going to the grocery store and finding toilet paper."
9. "I've been practicing social distancing for so long, I think I'm starting to forget how to socialize."
10. "I never thought I'd be jealous of my dog's ability to nap all day, but here we are."
Above is Covid humorous sayings.
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