Cracked sayings

1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird with a broken wing is worth nothing."

2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, because you might end up with scrambled eggs."

3. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

4. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're making an omelette."

5. "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, but you can't unscramble them either."

6. "It's not all it's cracked up to be, unless you're talking about a boiled egg."

7. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's in your cereal."

8. "A watched pot never boils, but a forgotten pot will definitely burn."

9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably just artificial turf."

10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but watch out for the seeds."

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