Cranky pants sayings

1. "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never found my way back."

2. "I'm not in the mood to deal with anyone's nonsense today."

3. "If you need me, I'll be over here, in my own little world of irritation."

4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just surrounded by people who annoy me."

5. "I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person for that matter."

6. "I have a low tolerance for stupidity today, so proceed with caution."

7. "I'm not angry, I'm just permanently annoyed."

8. "I'm not being difficult, I'm just allergic to stupidity."

9. "I'm not in the mood to sugarcoat anything, so brace yourself for the truth."

10. "If you can't handle me at my crankiest, you don't deserve me at my best."

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