Cranky sayings
1. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just selectively social."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a realist."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my peace of mind."
9. "I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person."
10. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."
Above is Cranky sayings.
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