Crazy and funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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