Crazy funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a touch of sarcasm."
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