1. "SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F***ed Up."
2. "Embrace the suck."
3. "Hurry up and wait."
4. "If it ain't raining, we ain't training."
5. "Eat lightning and crap thunder."
6. "We're not lost, we're just taking the scenic route."
7. "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm geographically challenged."
9. "Embrace the chaos."
10. "We're all here because we're not all there."
Above is Crazy or silly sayings military men.
1. Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me! - Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo2. Ooh, Matron! - Kenneth Williams as Kenneth Connor in various Carry On films3. What a performance! - Sid James in Carry On Screaming4. Don't lose your head! - Jim Dale in Carry On He
Here are some funny Nigerian sayings:1. If you want to eat a toad, eat a fat and juicy one.2. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem.3. The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market.4. No ma
1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Where there's a will, there's a way.5. Don't cry over spilled milk.6. The grass is always greener on the other side.7. When life gives you lemons, make lem
1. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly.2. I'm not a robot, I just have a lot of RAM.3. I'm not a computer nerd, I prefer the term 'technologically savvy'.4. I'm not a computer wizard, I just know how to press the right buttons.5. I'm not a computer genius, I just have a lot of a
1. You're my person.2. Friends forever.3. Soulmates in friendship.4. Together, always.5. My ride or die.6. You complete me.7. Inseparable hearts.8. Besties for life.9. My rock, my friend.10. Forever grateful for you.
When it rains, it pours.
1. To my beautiful wife on our anniversary - you are my rock, my love, and my everything. Here's to many more years of happiness together.2. Happy anniversary to the woman who stole my heart and continues to fill my life with love and joy. I am so grateful to have you as my wife.3. On our anniv
1. For happy tears and joyful moments.2. A little something to dry your eyes and lift your spirits.3. To wipe away tears of joy on this special day.4. A token of love and support as you walk down the aisle.5. For the sweetest flower girl, here's a handkerchief to keep you smiling.6. May t
1. A little miracle is on the way!2. Our family is growing by two tiny feet.3. We're adding a little love to our family.4. And then there were three...coming soon!5. A sweet little baby is on the way.6. Our greatest adventure is about to begin.7. Tiny toes and a button nose, coming soon
1. May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back.2. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.3. May the luck of the Irish be with you!4. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck p