Crazy southern sayings
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."
5. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "That dog won't hunt."
7. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
9. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
10. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup under a red wagon."
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