Creepy christian sayings
1. "Repent, for the end is near."
2. "The devil is always watching, waiting for you to slip."
3. "God sees everything, even your darkest thoughts."
4. "Satan's grip is strong, but God's love is stronger."
5. "Beware the mark of the beast, for it will lead you to damnation."
6. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions."
7. "The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life."
8. "In the darkness, evil lurks, but in the light, there is salvation."
9. "The devil whispers lies in your ear, but God speaks truth to your heart."
10. "Fear not those who can harm the body, but fear the one who can destroy the soul."
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