Cringe valentines sayings
1. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
2. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
3. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
4. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
5. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
6. "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
7. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
8. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
9. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
10. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
Above is Cringe valentines sayings.
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