Cross stitch funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."
10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
Above is Cross stitch funny sayings.
1. Beauty is my business, makeup is my tool.2. Lipstick and laughter make everything better.3. Makeup is my art, my face is the canvas.4. Life is short, buy the makeup.5. Confidence in a compact.6. My makeup bag is my happy place.7. Blend, baby, blend.8. Sparkle like you mean it.9.
1. You're sweeter than candy!2. You make my heart melt like chocolate.3. You're the sweetest treat in my life.4. Love is like a box of chocolates, and you're my favorite flavor.5. You're the sprinkle to my cupcake.6. Life is short, eat the chocolate first - especially if it's from you!7.
1. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson2. Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway. - Mother Teresa3. Honesty is the best policy. If I lose mine honor, I lose myself. - William Shakespeare4. Honesty is a very expensive gi
1. I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.' - John F. Kennedy2. The Navy has both a tradition and a future –
1. Stay positive and keep shining!2. Until next time, stay awesome!3. Remember to always be kind and spread positivity!4. Take care and keep smiling!5. Signing off with gratitude and good vibes!6. Wishing you peace and happiness until we meet again!7. Keep being your amazing self until
1. Sixty years young and still going strong!2. Aged to perfection at sixty!3. Cheers to sixty years of wisdom and grace.4. Happy 60th birthday! May this milestone year be filled with joy and blessings.5. 60 years of laughter, love, and unforgettable memories.6. 60 looks good on you! Here'