1. "Sure, I'm as lost as a fart in a colander."
2. "He's as useless as tits on a bull."
3. "She's as mad as a bag of spiders."
4. "He's as thick as two short planks."
5. "Sure, I'm so hungry I could eat the back end out of a skunk."
6. "She's as rough as a badger's arse."
7. "He's as tight as a duck's arse in water."
8. "Sure, I'm as sick as a small hospital."
9. "She's as happy as a pig in shite."
10. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
Above is Culchie sayings funny.
Honesty is the best policy.Truth never damages a cause that is just.Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people.An honest man's word is as good as his bond.Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
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1. You're the cheese to my macaroni.2. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.3. You're the marshmallows in my hot chocolate.4. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake.5. You're the puzzle piece that completes me.6. You're the bacon to my eggs.7. You're the milk to my cookies.8. You're the s
1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.3. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.4. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.5. The harder you work, the luckier you ge
1. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden. - Unknown2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. - Isadora James3. Sisters may drive you crazy, get into your stuff, and irritate you. However, if anyone else dares say so, a siste
1. The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose. - Ernie Banks2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. - Un
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln3. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke4. Life is what happen
1. Chill out and enjoy a cold one!2. Sip, relax, repeat.3. Life is brew-tiful.4. Cold drinks, warm hearts.5. Cheers to good times and great company.6. Drink in hand, worries out the door.7. Sip happens, just roll with it.8. In a tub full of beverages, life is good.9. Keep calm and d
1. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. 2. Sometimes you have to go through the worst to get to the best. 3. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars. 4. It's okay to not be okay. 5. Tears are words that need to be written. 6. You are allowed to feel your feeli
1. I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.2. I refuse to grow up, it's a trap!3. I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.4. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.5. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.6. Age is just a number, maturity is optional.7. I