Cupid funny sayings

1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

2. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

3. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

4. "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right... but I also don't want to be left."

5. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

6. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

7. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

8. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."

9. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

10. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Above is Cupid funny sayings.

Sayings about missing loved ones

1. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.2. I miss you more than words can express.3. You may be out of sight, but you are never out of my mind.4. The pain of missing you is a reminder of how much you mean to me.5. Every moment without you feels like an eternity.6. Distance means so little

Pet companies sayings

1. Pets are family.2. Unconditional love comes in a furry package.3. Life is better with a pet by your side.4. Pets make our house a home.5. The more people I meet, the more I love my pet.6. Happiness is a warm puppy.7. Love is a four-legged word.8. A house is not a home without a pet

Life living quotes sayings

1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain. - Unknown2. The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience. - Eleanor Roosevelt3. Life is what happens when you're

Treasure sayings

1. X marks the spot.2. One man's trash is another man's treasure.3. The greatest treasures are those that lie within.4. Not all treasure is silver and gold.5. Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.6. Treasure every moment.7. The real treasure is the journey, not the dest

Snicker sayings

1. Laughter is the best medicine, but snickers are a close second.2. Life is better with a snicker in hand.3. A snicker a day keeps the frowns away.4. Snickers: the perfect pick-me-up.5. In a world full of choices, choose snickers.6. Snickers: the ultimate mood booster.7. Don't worry, e

Aries sayings tattoos

1. Fearless and fierce2. Born to lead3. Fire in my soul4. Warrior spirit5. Passion and power6. Courageous heart7. Bold and unstoppable8. Aries energy9. Determined and driven10. Trailblazer

Bowing sayings

1. A bow is a silent gesture that speaks volumes.2. The humble bow is a sign of respect and gratitude.3. In bowing, we show reverence for others and acknowledge their worth.4. A bow is a graceful way to express appreciation and honor.5. The depth of a bow reflects the depth of one's respect

Histroric sayings that turned out wrong

1. Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner of the US Patent Office, 1899.2. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.3. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft

Confirmation cake sayings

1. Congratulations!2. Well done!3. You did it!4. Way to go!5. Proud of you!6. You're a star!7. Bravo!8. Cheers to your success!9. Celebrating you!10. You deserve this!

Chinese tea sayings

1. Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one. - Ancient Chinese proverb2. Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world. - T'ien Yiheng3. Tea is the elixir of life. - Lu Yu4. Tea is the ultimate mental and medical remedy and has the ability to make one's life more full and