Cups with funny sayings

Here are some funny sayings you can put on cups:

1. "Coffee: Because adulting is hard."

2. "Espresso Patronum" (for Harry Potter fans)

3. "Decaf? No thanks, I'm not a quitter."

4. "I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong."

5. "Caffeine and sarcasm: my two favorite things."

6. "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee."

7. "I'm not a morning person until I've had my coffee."

8. "Coffee: because anger management is too expensive."

9. "Espresso yourself."

10. "Life happens, coffee helps."

Above is Cups with funny sayings.

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