1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "Well, slap my ass and call me Sally!"
3. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
4. "Well, shut the front door!"
5. "Well, I'll be damned!"
6. "Well, son of a biscuit eater!"
7. "Well, I'll be hornswoggled!"
8. "Well, I'll be a son of a gun!"
9. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
10. "Well, I'll be a dirty bird!"
Above is Cuss jar sayings.
1. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - Charles Baudelaire2. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. - Niccolo Machiavelli3. In war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak. - Sun Tzu4. The best way
1. Abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym.2. Sweat now, shine later.3. Strong core, strong body.4. Abs are the reward for hard work and dedication.5. A six-pack is not a shortcut, it's a result of consistency.6. Train like a beast, look like a beauty.7. Abs are the reflection of your
1. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy Birthday!2. May your day be filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake!3. Wishing you a day as special as you are. Happy Birthday!4. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday!5. Here's to another year
1. Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. - Lewis Carroll2. Imagination is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein3. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein4. Imagination is the power of the mind to create
Bob Cratchit is a character from Charles Dickens' novel A Christmas Carol. Some famous sayings associated with Bob Cratchit include:1. God bless us, every one!2. It's better to be happy than rich.3. Christmas is a time for forgiveness and love.4. I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try
1. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.2. Life is short, make it sweet.3. Be yourself, everyone else is taken.4. Choose joy.5. Believe you can and you're halfway there.6. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.7. Be the change you wish to see in the world.8. Life is a journey, not a
1. You are the sunshine that brightens my day and the moonlight that guides me through the night.2. In your eyes, I see a reflection of my soul, and in your smile, I find my happiness.3. You are not just my love, you are my life, my world, and my everything.4. With you, every moment is a trea
1. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow. - Unknown2. Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II3. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day. Unseen, unheard, but always near, still loved, stil
Here are some funny work sayings that you might enjoy:1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?4. I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break.5. I'm not a m
1. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.2. May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back.3. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside.4. May your troubles