Cute and funny dog sayings

1. "I woof you to the moon and back!"

2. "I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."

3. "Life is ruff, but I'm tougher!"

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

5. "I'm not spoiled, I just happen to be well-trained by my humans."

6. "I'm not a regular dog, I'm a cool dog."

7. "I'm not a morning dog, I'm a night owl...err, night dog."

8. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."

9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."

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Elf on the shelf ideas sayings

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Japenese sayings

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Holiday inspirational sayings

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Corporate fortune cookie sayings

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