Cute and funny sayings on kitchen towels
1. "I kiss better than I cook."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
4. "I like big bundts and I cannot lie."
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
6. "I'm outdoorsy... in that I like drinking wine on the patio."
7. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
8. "I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
9. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster."
10. "I have a kitchen because it came with the house."
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