Cute funny random sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

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Funny us navy sayings

1. Join the Navy, see the world, and then get yelled at for not folding your socks properly.2. Navy: Where the only thing harder than boot camp is finding a parking spot on base.3. Sailors: Because even the Army needs heroes.4. Navy: Where 'hurry up and wait' is a way of life.5. The only th

Coming to an end sayings

1. All good things must come to an end.2. Every ending is a new beginning.3. The end is just a new beginning in disguise.4. As one chapter closes, another one opens.5. The end of one journey is the beginning of another.6. All things must pass.7. The end is not the end, it's just a new s

Old war time sayings

1. Loose lips sink ships.2. Keep calm and carry on.3. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.4. Make do and mend.5. We're all in this together.6. Keep your chin up.7. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.8. Careless talk costs lives.9. Remember Pearl Harbor.10.

Tamale sayings

1. A tamale a day keeps the hunger away.2. In every tamale, there's a little piece of happiness.3. Wrap your troubles in a corn husk and enjoy a tamale.4. Life is like a tamale, it's messy but delicious.5. Tamale love is the best kind of love.6. When in doubt, eat a tamale.7. Tamale tim

Birthday sayings about celbrating

1. Another year older, another reason to celebrate!2. Cheers to another trip around the sun!3. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!4. Let the birthday festivities begin!5. Today is a reminder to celebrate the wonderful person you are.6. Here's

Cute sayings from mother to son

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You will always be my little boy, no matter how big you grow.3. I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have and I always will.4. You are the best thing that ever happened to me.5. I am so proud to be your mom.6. You are my heart walking

Sayings voyage

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Fortnite quotes and sayings

1. Victory royale!2. Building is key to success in Fortnite.3. Just keep calm and play Fortnite.4. Don't underestimate the power of a well-placed trap.5. In Fortnite, every shot counts.6. Adapt, improvise, overcome - the Fortnite way.7. The storm is coming, be prepared.8. Fortnite is

Matthew mercer sayings

1. You can certainly try.2. How do you want to do this?3. Is it Thursday yet?4. Welcome to the Critical Role!5. Roll for initiative.6. Don't forget to love each other.7. The story is yours.8. May your dice roll high.9. You are all amazing.10. The adventure begins.

Our mary sayings

1. A smile is the best accessory you can wear.2. Kindness is never wasted.3. Every day is a new opportunity to make a difference.4. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.5. Life is too short to hold grudges.6. Find joy in the little things.7. Be the reason someone smiles today.8