Cute funny sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally witty."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
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1. The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start. - John Bingham2. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen. - Unknown3. Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must; just never give up. - Dean Karnazes4. It's not about how fast you go
1. Love is in the air!2. Showering the happy couple with love and confetti3. Confetti wishes and wedding kisses4. Let love rain down like confetti5. Sprinkling love and joy on the newlyweds6. Celebrating love with a confetti toss7. Confetti dreams and happily ever afters8. May your ma
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall. - F. Scott Fitzgerald3. Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons. - Jim Bishop4. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the au
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1. Although you are no longer with us, your memory lives on in our hearts. Happy birthday in heaven, dear brother.2. On your special day in heaven, I send you all my love and best wishes. Happy birthday, my dear brother.3. Even though you are no longer here to celebrate with us, we will always
1. Living on the water is like living in a dream.2. Waterfront living: where every day feels like a vacation.3. The sound of the waves is the best lullaby.4. Life is better at the lake/ocean/river.5. Waterfront property: where the view never gets old.6. Sunsets on the water are pure magic
1. At 80, you've earned the right to forget where you put your keys... and your glasses... and your phone.2. Turning 80 is like turning 18 with 62 years of experience.3. They say age is just a number, but at 80, that number comes with a lot of extra zeros.4. 80 years young and still going str
1. I had fun once. It was awful.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or an evening person.4. I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social.5. I'm not in a bad mood, I just have resting grump face.6. I'm allergic to mornings.7.
1. The times they are a-changin'.2. Don't think twice, it's all right.3. He not busy being born is busy dying.4. A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.5. I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.6. Al
Here are some Canadian sayings or phrases:1. Eh? - Often used at the end of a sentence to seek agreement or confirmation.2. Double-double - A coffee with two creams and two sugars, a popular order at Tim Hortons.3. Sorry, eh - Apologizing in a polite and Canadian way.4. Toque - A knitted win