Cute funny sayings for xmas instagram

1. "Sleigh all day, sleigh all night! 🎅🦌"

2. "Dear Santa, define 'nice'... 🎅😇"

3. "Tis the season to be jolly... and eat all the cookies! 🍪🎄"

4. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend... 🤷‍♀️🎁"

5. "All I want for Christmas is a nap... and maybe some presents too. 🎁💤"

6. "Jingle all the way... to the fridge! 🛷🍴"

7. "Merry Elfin' Christmas! 🧝‍♂️🎅"

8. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing! 😈🎄"

9. "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name! 🎅🎶"

10. "Keep calm and jingle on! 🔔✨"

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