Cycling funny sayings
1. "Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving...and avoid potholes!"
2. "I don't need therapy, I just need my bike."
3. "I'm not a cyclist, I'm a two-wheeled therapist."
4. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was on my bike."
5. "I don't sweat, I sparkle...especially when I'm cycling."
6. "I'd rather be cycling."
7. "My bike is my happy place...until I hit a hill."
8. "I don't need a superhero, I have my bike."
9. "Life is short, ride your bike."
10. "I'm not addicted to cycling, I'm just committed to my mental health."
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