Cycling sayings funny
1. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving... and try not to crash into anything."
2. "I don't need therapy, I just need to go for a bike ride."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but I do like to steer my bike in the right direction."
4. "I'm not a cyclist, I'm a two-wheeled warrior on a mission to conquer hills and eat cake."
5. "I don't sweat, I sparkle... especially when I'm cycling uphill."
6. "I'd rather be cycling and thinking about cake, than sitting and thinking about cycling."
7. "My bike is my therapist, my meditation, and my happy place... until I hit a pothole."
8. "Life is like riding a bike, sometimes you have to pedal through the rough patches to reach the smooth road ahead."
9. "I don't need a superhero, I have a bike and a sense of adventure."
10. "I may be slow on the bike, but at least I'm faster than the couch potatoes."
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