Dad birthday sayings funny
1. "Dad, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
2. "Happy birthday, Dad! Remember, age is just a number... a really big number in your case!"
3. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... and a little more expensive!"
4. "Happy birthday, Dad! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value!"
5. "Dad, you're so old that your birth certificate is written in Roman numerals!"
6. "Happy birthday, Dad! Just remember, you're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine!"
7. "Dad, you're like a vintage car - you may have a few dents and scratches, but you're still a classic!"
8. "Happy birthday, Dad! You're not old, you're just a little more 'seasoned'!"
9. "Dad, you're so old that your birth certificate is in black and white!"
10. "Happy birthday, Dad! Just remember, age is just a state of mind... and you're in a very 'youthful' state!"
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1. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. - Theodore Parker3. Justice delayed is justice denied. - William E. Gladstone4. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good
1. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama2. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. - Dalai Lama3. Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy. - Ralph Marston4. The happiest people don't have the
1. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.2. Age is just a number, but maturity is a choice.3. I'm not old, I'm a classic.4. I'm not over the hill, I'm on top of it.5. I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager.6. I'm not old, I'm a vintage model.7. I'm not old, I'm just getting better with age.
1. Teamwork makes the dream work!2. Together we can achieve anything, even if it's just finding the coffee machine.3. There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'we' in awesome!4. Teamwork: when we all work together, we all win together.5. Individually we are one drop, but together we are an oc
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. Fall is the season when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale. - Lauren DeStefano3. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. - Emily
1. Lang may yer lum reek - May your chimney always smoke (wishing you prosperity and good health).2. A guid New Year to ane an' a' and mony may ye see - A good New Year to one and all, and may you see many more.3. A guid New Year and mony o' them - A good New Year and many of them.4. Lang may
1. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. - Saint Augustine2. Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta3. To travel is to live. - Hans Christian Andersen4. Adventure is worthwhile. - Aesop5. The journey of a thousand
1. Live long and prosper.2. Beam me up, Scotty.3. Resistance is futile.4. I'm a doctor, not a [insert profession].5. Make it so.6. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.7. To boldly go where no one has gone before.8. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.9. Hig
1. I didn't give you the gift of life, life gave me the gift of you. 2. Family: where life begins and love never ends.3. Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.4. Home is where the heart is, but family is where the laughter never ends.5. In our family, we don't hide crazy, we pu
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just doing a gravity check.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.6. I'm not short