Dad jokes sayings
1. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
2. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
5. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
8. "I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it."
9. "I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. I meat them at the salad bar."
10. "I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
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