Dad sayings parody
1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes... for a few hours."
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route... through three different states."
3. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just waiting for the perfect moment... which may or may not ever come."
4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just practicing my resting dad face... for when you have kids of your own."
5. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just giving you space to figure it out on your own... even though I already know the answer."
6. "I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in wisdom and experience... and decreasing in hair."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just testing your memory... and apparently it's not as good as I thought."
8. "I'm not cheap, I'm just financially savvy... or so I keep telling myself."
9. "I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just strongly suggesting the best course of action... which happens to be exactly what I would do."
10. "I'm not overprotective, I'm just making sure you're prepared for anything... even if it means carrying a first aid kit to the grocery store."
Above is Dad sayings parody.
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