Daddy sayings funny

1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

4. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my nap."

5. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just in a perpetual state of 'dad mode'."

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of the floor."

7. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating suspense."

8. "I'm not bald, I'm just aerodynamically efficient."

9. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."

10. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined to do things my way."

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