Daddy sayings funny
1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
3. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
4. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my nap."
5. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just in a perpetual state of 'dad mode'."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of the floor."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating suspense."
8. "I'm not bald, I'm just aerodynamically efficient."
9. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
10. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined to do things my way."
Above is Daddy sayings funny.
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1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D. Larson2. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A.A. Milne3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is t
1. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches.2. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la.3. May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like the lights on the tree.4. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.5. Christmas