1. "As daft as a brush."
2. "As daft as a box of frogs."
3. "As daft as a bag of hammers."
4. "As daft as a two-headed coin."
5. "As daft as a soup sandwich."
6. "As daft as a barrel of monkeys."
7. "As daft as a clown in a hurricane."
8. "As daft as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "As daft as a squirrel in a blender."
10. "As daft as a rubber crutch."
Above is Daft as each.other sayings.
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