Daily sayings funny quotes

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a chef, I just love to microwave things."

9. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."

10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."

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Cute valentines day sayings for cakes

1. You're the icing on my cake, Valentine!2. Love is sweet, just like this cake and you, Valentine!3. You take the cake, Valentine!4. You're the sprinkle to my cupcake, Valentine!5. A slice of love for my sweet Valentine!6. You're the frosting to my heart, Valentine!7. Love is in the ai

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Fun wedding sayings

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As sick as a sayings

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Ancient sayings about love

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Cute halloween sayings for candy bags

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