Damn funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my face."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a smartass, I just have a sarcastic sense of humor."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
Above is Damn funny quotes and sayings.
1. Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.2. It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.3. We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten.
1. Oi mate, you're having a laugh!2. You're taking the mickey, innit?3. Don't be a plonker, mate.4. You're chatting bare waffle, bruv.5. Keep calm and carry on, mate.6. You're a proper legend, mate.7. Don't get your knickers in a twist, bruv.8. You're a top bloke, mate.9. Don't be a
1. Sweating like a hog2. Eatin' high on the hog3. As happy as a hog in mud4. Like a hog in clover5. Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear6. You can't fatten the hog by weighing it7. Squeal like a stuck pig8. Happy as a pig in mud9. Hogwash10. Rolling in the mud like a hog
1. Wash your worries away2. Flush away your troubles3. Squeeze the day4. Keep it clean, keep it green5. Wash, rinse, repeat6. Sprinkle kindness like confetti7. Wash your hands, say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere8. So fresh and so clean9. You're a gem, wash your
1. C'est la vie - That's life2. Bon appétit - Enjoy your meal3. Joie de vivre - Joy of living4. Vive la différence - Long live the difference5. À la carte - From the menu6. Laissez-faire - Let it be7. C'est la vie - That's life8. Au revoir - Goodbye9. Bonjour - Hello10. C'est la vie - That's life
1. I'm so high, I could touch the sky... if I could just stop laughing long enough to reach it.2. I'm not high, I'm just vertically challenged... in my mind.3. I'm not stoned, I'm just on a natural high... from all the snacks I've been eating.4. I'm so high, I feel like a giraffe in a tree...
Here are a few Bible verses that may offer comfort and solace during times of mourning:1. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. - Matthew 5:42. The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit. - Psalm 34:183. He heals the brokenhearted and bin
1. I'm stumped.2. Leaf me alone.3. I'm rooting for you.4. I'm pine-ing for you.5. I'm oak-ay with that.6. You're barking up the wrong tree.7. I'm fir real.8. I'm branching out.9. I'm feeling tree-mendous.10. I'm a tree hugger.
Here are some Yoda sayings from The Mandalorian:1. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.2. Do or do not, there is no try.3. In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.4. Train yourself to let
1. Break the ice - This saying originates from the practice of breaking ice in order to allow ships to pass through frozen waters. It has since evolved to mean initiating a conversation or social interaction in a situation where there may be tension or awkwardness.2. Bite the bullet - This sayin