Dangerfield quotes and sayings

1. "I get no respect."

2. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

3. "I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."

4. "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

5. "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

6. "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

7. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

8. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

9. "I get a lot of respect. I'm greeted with 'Get out!'"

10. "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

Above is Dangerfield quotes and sayings.

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