Dark and macabre humor art and sayings
1. "I have a dark sense of humor because light colors just don't suit me."
2. "I like my humor like I like my coffee - dark and twisted."
3. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth...or not, whatever."
4. "I'm not a complete psycho, I also have a sarcastic side."
5. "I'm not saying I'm a psychopath, but I do find humor in the darkest of places."
6. "I see dead people...and they're hilarious."
7. "I like my humor like I like my chocolate - dark and bitter."
8. "I'm not twisted, I'm just creatively morbid."
9. "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party."
10. "I'm not a monster, I just have a dark sense of humor that some people can't handle."
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