Dark witty sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with a dark sense of humor."
6. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just selectively social."
7. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."
8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I just have a knack for finding trouble."
9. "I'm not a cynic, I'm just allergic to false hope."
10. "I'm not a psychopath, I'm just very good at making tough decisions."
Above is Dark witty sayings.
1. Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts forever.2. In loving memory of a faithful companion.3. Gone but never forgotten, always in our hearts.4. Until we meet again at the Rainbow Bridge.5. You may have left my side, but you will never leave my heart.6. Forever in our memories, forever in
1. I am unique, just like a puzzle piece.2. I may be different, but I fit perfectly in my own way.3. Every piece of the puzzle is important, including me.4. I may see the world differently, but I still belong.5. My differences make me special, just like a puzzle piece.6. I may be a piece
1. Rock on and roll with it! Happy birthday!2. May your birthday be as wild and free as a rock n roll concert!3. Another year older, but still rocking like a legend! Happy birthday!4. Let's crank up the volume and celebrate your rockin' birthday!5. Wishing you a birthday filled with guitar
1. Ain't nobody fresher than my clique2. Hustle hard, shine harder3. Thug life chose me4. Stay fly, stay high5. Boss up or get bossed around6. Money over everything7. Straight outta the streets8. Gangsta by nature, hustler by choice9. Living that thug life10. Ride or die, no lie
1. Slay all day, every day.2. Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.3. I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.4. I'm not a one in a million kind of girl, I'm a once in a lifetime kind of woman.5. I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.6. I'm not a princes
1. Children are a gift from God, cherish them.2. Let the little children come to me, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.3. In the eyes of a child, we see the wonder of God's creation.4. Teach children to love God and love others.5. Children are the future, nurture them with
1. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Sun Tzu2. The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln3. I don't have time to hate people who hate me because I'm too busy loving people who love me. - Unknown4. The greatest revenge is to accomplish what ot
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
1. Baby, it's cold outside.2. Walking in a winter wonderland.3. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.4. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.5. Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
1. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.2. Grief is the price we pay for love.3. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.4. The memory of your father will always be a blessing and a guiding light in you