Dave barry sayings

Dave Barry is a humor columnist and author known for his witty and humorous observations on everyday life. Here are a few popular sayings attributed to him:

1. "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

2. "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

3. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers."

4. "If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

5. "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

6. "It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."

7. "I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

8. "Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro."

9. "The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel, and vinyl."

10. "If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'pants.'"

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