Dead as a sayings funny

Sure, here are a few funny sayings related to being dead:

1. "I'm so dead, I'm starting to decompose."

2. "I'm dead inside, but at least my outside is still alive."

3. "I'm dead tired, but my to-do list is still haunting me."

4. "I'm dead serious... about taking a nap."

5. "I'm so dead, even my ghost is tired."

6. "I'm dead to the world, but alive on social media."

7. "I'm dead broke, but my sense of humor is still intact."

8. "I'm dead set on procrastinating... maybe in the afterlife."

9. "I'm dead to the alarm clock, it never wakes me up."

10. "I'm dead certain that I'll be late to my own funeral."

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