Deadpool sayings

1. "I'm touching myself tonight."

2. "I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning sociopath."

3. "I'm like the Ikea of death."

4. "I'm not sure if I'm a superhero or a super villain."

5. "I'm the love child of Ryan Reynolds and a Sharpie."

6. "I'm the merc with a mouth, motherf***er!"

7. "I'm a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys."

8. "I'm not a smartass. I'm a wiseass."

9. "I'm not a hero because of what I do, but because of what I don't do."

10. "I'm the guy who can't die, but still feels the pain."

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