December funny quotes sayings

1. "December is the month when you think you can wrap up all your Christmas shopping in one day, only to realize you've barely made a dent."

2. "In December, I always feel like a kid again, counting down the days until Christmas and hoping I've been good enough for Santa to visit."

3. "December is the month where my bank account goes on a diet, while my waistline seems to expand exponentially."

4. "I love December because it's the one time of year when it's perfectly acceptable to wear a ridiculous Christmas sweater and call it fashion."

5. "December: the month where I convince myself that eating cookies for breakfast is totally acceptable because it's the holidays."

Above is December funny quotes sayings.

Pithy sayings from dogs

1. Live every day like it's your birthday - with lots of treats and belly rubs!2. When in doubt, wag it out.3. The best therapist has fur and four legs.4. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.5. Life is ruff, but so am I.6. The more people I meet, the more I l

Old cliche sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. A penny saved is a penny earned.6. All's fair in love and war.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.8. Better late th

Cute arrow sayings

1. Follow your arrow wherever it points.2. Love is the only weapon that can change the world.3. An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to launch you into something great.4. Let your dreams be your compass

For him sayings

1. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.2. The best way to predict the future is to create it.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.4. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.5.

Fun love sayings

1. Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell2. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle3. In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine. - Maya Angelou4. Love is not about how much you say 'I

Tombstones with funny sayings

1. I told you I was sick!2. I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon.3. Here lies a man who was too stubborn to ask for directions.4. I finally found a place where I can rest in peace, away from my in-laws.5. I guess you could say I'm 'dead tired' now.6. I h

Sayings with pie

1. Easy as pie.2. Pie in the sky.3. As American as apple pie.4. Cutie pie.5. Sweet as pie.6. Pie-eyed.7. Pie in the face.8. Piecing it together.9. Pie crust promises.10. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

Me without you sayings

1. I can stand on my own two feet.2. I am complete without you.3. I am strong enough to go on alone.4. I don't need you to define me.5. I am capable of thriving independently.6. I am whole on my own.7. I am self-sufficient.8. I am enough by myself.9. I am my own source of happiness.

Chtistmas sayings

1. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!2. Tis the season to be jolly!3. May your days be merry and bright.4. Peace on Earth, goodwill to all.5. Joy to the world, the Lord has come.6. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!7. Wishing you a season of blessings.8. Let it snow, let it snow, let it sn

Burn rubber sayings

1. Peel out2. Lay down some rubber3. Spin the tires4. Smoke the tires5. Leave a trail of rubber6. Get rubber on the road7. Burn some rubber8. Tear up the pavement9. Rubber meets the road10. Squeal the tires