Diet sayings funny

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm on a diet, I've cut out all the food that makes me happy."

3. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier... by not eating the second cookie."

4. "I'm on a diet, but it's more of a 'see food' diet. I see food and I eat it."

5. "I'm on a diet, but I keep forgetting to put it in my mouth."

6. "I'm on a diet, but it's more of a 'die' with a 't' at the end."

7. "I'm on a diet, but I'm just one cookie away from ending it."

8. "I'm on a diet, but I still have a 'cheat day' every day."

9. "I'm on a diet, but my stomach didn't get the memo."

10. "I'm on a diet, but I'm pretty sure my fridge is plotting against me."

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