Dinner plates with funny sayings

Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on dinner plates:

1. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

2. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

3. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... with a microwave."

5. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."

6. "I'm not a chef, I'm a culinary artist... with a limited palette."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a breakfast enthusiast."

8. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician. Watch me make this disappear!"

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food scientist. My experiments are delicious."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food therapist. Let's talk over dinner."

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